There once was a horse named Jerome. Jerome was a different horse, or at least, he felt different. Most of the other horses wouldn't let him play with them just because he had toes.
Now, most horses are proud of their clompy hooves and one of their favorite games is "Clomp the Loudest", which is when they all stomp their feet to see who can make the most noise.
Jerome was terrible at this game. Being genetically engineered as a cross between a horse, a frog, and a pigeon, Jerome's webbed feet made more of a "smack" than a clomp. His light bird-bone structure didn't help either.
Now, most horses are proud of their clompy hooves and one of their favorite games is "Clomp the Loudest", which is when they all stomp their feet to see who can make the most noise.
Jerome was terrible at this game. Being genetically engineered as a cross between a horse, a frog, and a pigeon, Jerome's webbed feet made more of a "smack" than a clomp. His light bird-bone structure didn't help either.
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